Hello and welcome to my version of the game, ‘F*@#’, Marry, Kill. This week we are WWW’ing characters from television commercials.
Myself and some of my friends are sharing our Want, Wed, and Waste choices from this week’s list:
The Brawny Man, Green Giant, Mr. Clean,
(Yes, you read that correctly ;))
(and just in case your picturing the 70’s, porn star Brawny look:)
Click on book titles below to learn more and to be taken to a buy link
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Me (Alicia Dean). Author of DEATH NOTICE – A killer is using her obituary column to forecast his kills.
Want: Jolly Green Giant. Well, I love vegetables, he’s jolly, and he’s giant, so I’m sure he’d be a blast to hang out with…and tons of fun in the sack.
Wed: Mr. Clean – I’m sure he’d clean my house, and that makes him win for husband material, hands down. I can’t think of another reason why I would even need a husband, so he may be my ultimate fantasy man now that I think about it.
Waste: Brawny Man. He’s too outdoorsy, and I’m an inside kind of gal. I want to just chill inside, in my clean house, after I’ve had a romp with JGG (That’s my nickname for my lover, Jolly Green Giant).
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Kae Elle Wheeler, http://kathylwheeler.com The Wronged Princess – book i, new and revised!
Want: The Brawny Man is strong, outdoorsy. But does he clean house?
Wed: Mr. Clean is hot. And Clean. I could do him. Plus, he cleans house. He’s a keeper.
Waste: The Green Giant, is green and I hate peas. That’s what I think of. Have to waste him.
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Juli D. Revezzo, author of Drawing Down the Shades. Business can be hell… Website: http://julidrevezzo.com/
I’ll take the Brawny man for the win…Errr, I mean the Want, Mr. Clean for the Wed (because, hey, he’ll clean my house!) and the …oh, shoot. Do I have to waste the Green Giant? Okay, we’ll use him for fertilizer in the garden. 😉
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Layla Chase is one of the contributing authors to Cowboy Heat, an erotic anthology of cowboy-themed short stories, released by Cleis Press. www.laylachase.com
Want—The Brawny Man—who doesn’t love a man in plaid flannel? I spent 3 years in Oregon and saw lots of plaid flannel shirts and even attended a lumberjack competition on July 4th and rain fell!
Wed—The Jolly Green Giant—I picked him as husband material because with all his contacts with the growers, he’d be a good provider.
Waste—Mr. Clean—shaved heads are just not my thing. I fail to see how this style is sexy at all.
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SILVER JAMES, author of THAT OL’ BLACK MAGIC (Werewolves, Fae, and Dragons, oh my! What’s Sade Marquis, a human FBI agent, to do? Solve the crime, of course.), BOOK LINK: ), Website: http://www.silverjames.com
Want: The Brawny Man. I mean, who doesn’t love a man in flannel with muscles? And he’s a lumberjack. He knows how to take care of his wood.
Wed: Mr. Clean. Hellooooo! The man does housework! What’s not to love? Plus, I think he’s way sexy. (PS, I happen to know his human model — a Norman fireman. *nods* Really!)
Waste: The Green Giant. Okay, size might matter but the dude is green! He clashes with my decor. And I’m not big on veggies.
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M.J. Schiller, author of THE HEART TEACHES BEST, Website:
www.mjschillerauthor.blogspot.com
Want: Mr. Clean- he’s muscular and has an attractive self-confidence. You can tell by the way he stands there with his arms crossed. But I HATE cleaning, so I wouldn’t keep him around long.
Wed: The Brawny Man- I always thought he was hot. Kind of in a Tom Selleck way. Plus, if we needed firewood, he’d be all over that.
Waste: The Jolly Green Giant- I’m not big on vegetables.
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Author Alicia Dean 