Wednesday’s Want, Wed, Waste: Movie Monsters

Hello and welcome to my version of the game, ‘F*@#’, Marry, Kill. This week we are WWW’ing Movie Monsters, more or less. It’s a list of villains, even if they aren’t ‘Monsters’.

Myself and some of my friends are sharing our Want, Wed, and Waste choices from this week’s list:

Sheriff of Noddingham, Michael Myers, Hannibal Lecter, Jabba the Hut, Norman Bates, The Mummy

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Me (Alicia Dean). Author of Liberty Divided Isle of Fangs Book 2 ~

WANT: Michael Myers. He’s brooding and sexy. Teenagers get on his nerves as much as they do mine. He’s good with his ‘weapon.’ He doesn’t talk, so there would be no yap, yap, yap afterward. 

WED:  Hannibal Lecter. He’s intelligent, clever, and charming. I think he’d make a great husband, because when he loves a woman, she is his entire focus. Look at how devoted he was to Clarise. Also, it seems like he’s a really good cook.

WASTE: Norman Bates. Skinny little wimp with Mommy issues. And I can’t stand it when a nice, hot shower is interrupted.


L. A. Kelley, author of Book:  The Naughty List (ON SALE for $2.99 on Kindle until November 26), Website:


WANT:  Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Dark brooding good looks, a wicked sense of humor, and an authentic English accent (unlike Kevin Costner’s pathetically inept Robin Hood) makes Alan Rickman every woman’s medieval dream lover. My favorite scene in the movie is when he threatens to cut out Robin Hood’s heart with a spoon. I never wanted a man more.

WED: Arnold Vosloo in The Mummy

He’s smart, he’s passionate, he’s buff, and he’ll resurrect you from the dead if you happened to get caught cheating on the pharaoh. When he promises happily ever after, he means it. Of course, before regeneration the mummy resembles a festering pile of moldy hospital bandages, but a couple of shots of Febreze should take care of any lingering smell. Until he’s back to his human self I’d keep the lights off in the bedroom and enjoy the tender embrace of a man who would literally go to hell and back for me.  

WASTE: Jabba the Hut in Star Wars

Although a hideous intergalactic sexist slug, Jabba thinks he’s all that and a bag of Ewoks. He freezes his enemies to hang as wall art and forces scantily clad women to dance for his pleasure before feeding them to a monster. I’d love to drop-kick his slimy keister into a giant vat of table salt. I dare him to two-step out of that one before desiccation sets in and he’s turned into something resembling a giant shrunken booger.


Kathy L Wheeler, author of  Lies That Bind, Website:;

WANT: Alan Rickman is weird but I think I want him. You might end up dead, but you’d be laughing at least.

WED: Michael Myers, if you are going to end up dead, perhaps it would be quick.

WASTE: Norman Bates is just creepy…and skinny


Lana Clary, non-author, daughter of Alicia Dean, and a lover of creepy, scary things:

WED– Can my Norman Bates be the Vince Vaughn Norman Bates? Yeah, that’s my Norman Bates. I would TOTALLY wed him. For obvious reasons. And yes, I’d wed him even if he actually WAS Norman Bates in real life. Murder doesn’t scare me.

WANT – If my Norman Bates is Vince Vaughn, and he is, then I would want Michael Myers – no brainer there. I’ve always wanted him. And the only reason I wouldn’t wed him, is because I think there is a larger chance he would snap and murder me with a butcher knife some day, than the chance of Norman snapping. Norman seems like the kind of guy that, as long as you did what he wanted, he’d keep you around. Michael…eh…not so much. He’d be a little quicker to….stab… in the back (pun intended). I can’t imagine hot meals on the table, folded laundry, and a clean house every night would make him not kill me, just not the marriage type. I’ve also always thought Michael was extremely sexy – and I bet he’s delightful in bed. Of course, we’d have to leave the mask on. Yum.

WASTE – Oooooh Hannibal Hannibal Hannibal – it pains me to have to waste you. Behind Michael Myers you’re my all time favorite serial killer and I love you so. And of course, Anthony Hopkins, even at his age…..delicious. Accent is yummy, the murderous glint in his eye is hot, and the way he can terrify you to the core with just one comment is a major turn on. There is ONE, simple, frightening reason why I would not be able to make myself marry, or do Hannibal Lecter – he eats people. And I’m not kissing someone who just had liver for dinner 🙂


Now we’d like to hear from you….which of these Hot Messes would you Want, Wed, and Waste?

Thanks for playing!


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12 responses to “Wednesday’s Want, Wed, Waste: Movie Monsters

  1. winonabennettcross

    Wed–I glanced at the photo gallery above because my mind would not allow me to even think of any hot messes I would want to wed except maybe Rhett Butler. But, he doesn’t really qualify. I do think Arnold Vosloo from “The Mummy” is a perfect choice. After all he waits centuries after dying with and for the woman he loves to be reunited. And, then he lets nothing stand in his way. Besides he’s quite good looking.

    Want–Well, well, well—can’t think of one in particular. Maybe Alan Rickman but I’d rather have Costner.

    Waste–Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, Jabba the Hut, and the clown from “It”.


  2. Lana Clarly… you are just weird. I love it! This is soooo hilarious. I pale compared to the rest of you!


  3. L.A. Kelly, you are hilarious! I have got to read your books.

    Frankly, guys, I wouldn’t want/wed any of them–except maybe Alan Rickman. Think of Snape’s devotion to Lily Potter. I’d waste the rest.


  4. You all are too funny!

    Alicia, on Hannibal Lecter — “Also, it seems like he’s a really good cook…” I’m reading this during lunch, at work. I’m not supposed to be laughing! I have to talk to the (mostly cranky) public!

    I can totally see wedding The Mummy though. The way he stares at Oxa…Oxa…(whatever the heck the woman’s name is), all smokey-eyed and intense. The hunky, sweat-glistened body. The passion. So he’s a little intense in the violence department…aren’t they all?

    As far as Alan Rickman–love, love, love his voice. He’s the ultimate bad guy with a sexy voice.


  5. Alicia…I was rolling on the floor over your comment about Wedding Hanibal Lecter (…and it seems like he is a really good cook). While in the subsequent films it did seem he was indeed devoted to Starling…I would worry about his dietary proclivities if I were her…what (or who) is for dinner dear? ROTFLMAO


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